You didn’t read that wrong and it was definitely not a typo, erotic makeup is now becoming a norm. So don’t be surprised if you find an engraved penis or vagina on your highlight palette or if your lipstick rolls out to be penis-shaped because makeup brands think they’re good enough to be sellable.

First we hear about Princessa USA Mushroom Penis Lipsticks, they are exactly as you’d imagine them. Lipsticks in a form of penises. Or as some prefer to call it, lipdicks. They come in 12 shades with a variation of “creamy pinks” (really?) to “opal rouge”. They also made a shimmer line! Well if that doesn’t catch your attention we don’t know what will. They are sold of USD$18 online and you won’t have that hard a time looking for them because they are everywhere.

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Now, another makeup brand has emerged from the kinky corners. Bitch Slap Cosmetics has produced a line of baked highlighters with vaginas and penises engraved in each pan. The vagina highlighters are termed as “vajj” while the penis highlighters are called “deep throat”. It seems that the brand isn’t just about the funk as they even have the latest rainbow highlighter in their line. Also, we hear that their rainbow highlighters are already sold out as of two weeks ago. So it looks like you’ll need a lot of patience before you get your hands on their glowing vagina and penises.(no pun intended).

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With all these kink happening, we ask, are these products as good on application as they are visually enticing? We’ll have to wait for the makeup Lords to give their stamp of approval.